Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The benefits of hell

Dusty idea is that there aren't any benefits to going to hell. Depends on who you are. See, there is a type of person that will gain some benefits from going to hell.
Here is Psalms 50 starting with verse 16 we read about this type of person.

 16But to the wicked God says:
   "What right have you to recite my statutes
   or take my covenant on your lips?
17
For you hate discipline,
    and you cast my words behind you.
18
If you see a thief, you are pleased with him,
    and you keep company with adulterers.

 19"You give your mouth free rein for evil,
    and your tongue frames deceit.
20
You sit and speak against your brother;
   you slander your own mother’s son.
21
These things you have done, and I have been silent;
   you thought that I was one like yourself.
But now I rebuke you and lay the charge before you.


Wow, right off the bat if you are able to Climb to hell you won't have the pesky Bible to read anymore. No one will be asking you to "study to show yourself approved". You won't have to worry about being asked to a Bible Class. You won't have to have any more awkward conversations with Christians about why you wouldn't be caught dead with that bunch of hypocrites or that bunch of people that won't let me be myself. You won't ever have to have any discipline or structure ever again. You've shed yourself of God and all his rules and regulations. You're FREE right?.....RIGHT!?? All that swearing and cursing you've been doing, you don't have to watch who's around at all now, not that some of you ever did. You don't have to worry about keeping lies in the little white category now either, just go ahead and make them big dark ones, no need to hold back now.

People that have been warming a church pew for years that make it to hell won't have to listen to that awful song leader anymore. You won't have to sing that hymn that you just hate. You won't have to feel guilty or embarrassed for not volunteering for something when it comes up. Those church members that you couldn't stand to sit around, you won't have to do that anymore either. If you don't enjoy going to church you understand probably most of what I have said here. Just keep in mind that the benefits of hell are everlasting. They're never going to end. Oh there are a few things on the down side, like no water, no light, no air conditioning.

Think about these benefits, after you die they're unchangeable. Is this really the retirement package you want after you leave this earth?
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